Who picked this completely random day?

keep in mind that this poem is sort of special, but also i made it so people can laugh at it too, so here it is.

We live in this period of time,
When we care so much about these stupid valentimes,
Wondering if they are his, hers, or mine?

We try so hard to give her all those big red stupid flowers,
But never thinking to show our love in great big showers,
Or if you’re trying to get a girl, just show her you super hero powers.

We guys spend all our money on all that great candy,
All on the special girl, maybe her names Mandy?
Doesn’t really matter, as long as the day is nice and dandy.

Maybe us guys will make you that special pink and purple card,
But not too big and fat like some piece of lard,
Haha, yea right, guys don’t make cards, who do you think we are, some big tard?

So girls hope y’all get that real nice man,
The one who won't pick you up in his 1988 van?
Who knows, maybe he’s a real nice dude, maybe his names Dan?

All I know is my girl would get the best,
Maybe I would just let her look at my big broad chest,
Or maybe we’d hang out like two birds in a nest.

On this day with the real nice February weather,
Just tell her that you love her,
And you’ll always be together.


dont forget to check out my real blog too, the one where i talk in a normal language, not just some fancy writing xanga.com/kevdygart

Yours truly

Kevin Thomas